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Elves would have froze to death with only a green cardigan, a pointy hat, itchy trousers and pointy shoes.
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Do you know how many people find presents hidden around the house saying ” From Santa” even before Christmas eve?
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How does he fit down small chimneys with an apparent HUGE belly?
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How does he get to houses which dose not have a chimney?
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How does he not get diabetes from all the mince pies and cookies?
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If he were real there would have been MILLIONS of people, whose burglar alarms went of on Christmas eve.
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Loads of people have lots of presents saying from Santa all in different handwriting, doesn’t Santa have one handwriting?
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There is no logic way that they can fly.
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If Santa used his slay every year it would have broken down by now.
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When does his reindeer die? Or at least get old.
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When does Santa die? It has been decades and decades, more than anybody could survive, which means, even if he was real he would be dead.
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Think of the obvious, the only reason they tell you he comes at night is because they don’t want you to know that he actually never comes.
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He obviously can read your mind and know what you want. Even if you do send a letter, the tradition is you BURN it in the FIRE.
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You would find sooty foot prints nobody has found that yet have they?